Cold Snap

I am buried underneath a down duvet, a wool blanket, a quilt, and a sleeping bag wearing wool socks, sweatpants with a t-shirt tucked into them at the waste, and a wool sweater and clutching a hot water bottle. Something is wrong with our heater and we can't figure out how to get it going!
I was just checking the weather forecast online and getting a little depressed that the extended forecast seems to hover in the low sixties, when I spotted a bright yellow band across the screen that said "Severe Weather Alert for Encinitas, CA" I clicked and found that "severe" is a frost advisory! Between 1am and 8am, "areas sheltered from the wind will fall to between 28 and 33 degrees...and widespread frost is possible"! Forget the fact that I thought I was going to live in eternal summer and am instead being crushed by the weight of my own bedding, I find joy in the fact that frost is considered severe!